And now for something completely different.

Ricky Ponting, Don Bradman, Dame Edna Everage, John Howard, Jason Donovan, Danny Tiatto, can you hear me? Bea Smith, Greg Chappell, Sir Les Paterson, Kylie Minogue, Shane Warne, INXS, Hary Kewell, Skippy the kangaroo, the cast of Neighbours, Crocodile Dundee - let me tell you, your boys took one hell of a beating...